Thursday, May 8, 2008

CONGRATULATIONS!


TO TULER!!! OUR NEW FEARLESS LEADER...MAKE TORREY PROUD!

Friday, May 2, 2008

We found a fantastic sam's reject today...




So I don't know if these pictures do it any justice, it is so hard to capture bad hair on film. Today at the deli news we almost lost our ravioli and snorted meat sauce out of our noses after laying eyes on this very interesting hairdo. We believe that she applies baby oil on the straight part to make sure it lays flat. The feathered top held stiff with aquanet and hard to see in the pics but she had some curled down bangs and some flipped up ends. It was classic, BRAVO to the lady at deli news.

Nail Clipping!!!!!!!!!





For those of you who insist on keeping up to speed with your personal hygiene at work (i.e. clipping your toe nails!!!), please keep the clipping sound to a minimum as it is prime selling time! Also, please be sure to dispose of any clippings that may have flew uncontrollably off the nail clipper.


Thank you,

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Thank God it's Friday!!!

We get a lot of emails.

Lately it's been spirit day every day. That means even more emails.

emails. emails.
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emails. emails.
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emails. emails. emails. emails.
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if you're looking for me this weekend, I may be looking like this guy.

emails.

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Insane Jane at Lunch Stop

Call me stubborn (which I am), but I am officially boycotting The Lunch Stop. I encourage you all to do the same...unless of course serious hunger pains take over. And if you do end up getting a breakfast burrito, please take a minimum of 6 salsers and enter your name at least 22 times in the free lunch drawing. That woman is the cheapest mofo ever! Trying to rob an innocent, hard working girl of $5...she should be ashamed of herself!

Inmate CF45011

WE WON DA MONEY!



So we are the best team here (we all know that) but today we were finally recognized with a reward of $1500 !!!!!!! We all deserve it, we worked very hard...ahahahaha funny. So $187.50 for each of us is a little hard to divide up so, we were thinking that we will each get $175 and then we will take that extra $100 and get Torrey some flowers and a gift certificate to Happy Nails for a mani/pedi! Let me know if that sounds good to you all. CONGRATULATIONS UNIT 53!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 1, 2008

the infamous jb

oh here is one of our top sales reps working hard(settin up appointments in his sleep). He has high asperations of one day being a DSM.
jb-isms
"riiiiiight"
"i feel ya"
"you know whad I mean"
"fo sho"

The Good ole' Days


Here is the Original Crew minus a few members. the best picture face has to go to the one in the pink. Ohhhhhhh! :) I hope we made money that day!
- d-onetim2

Some isms from the past...

Some Customer-isms...
"Stop calling!...You guys need to take me off your control alt delete list!"
"It's daylight savings time and I only have 8 hours to work. So I just want a bold listing."
"The owner isn't here...the owner is dead!"
"My husband won't let me get advertising this year because he said he might be getting deported to Mexico."

Some Sarge-isms...
"I don't need to drive 2 hours for sex...I can just walk 4 doors down to get it!"
"TMI Ron...TMI!!!"
"I was nailing guys up against the wall since the first grade!"
"Ok ok Torrey, you wanna know my goal??? My goal is to get laid at least once a week!"

Inmate CF45011

Past Member


What a Diva! and boy does she have some great excuses! d-onetim2

Princess


The Princess getting ready for a photo shoot. Managers will do anything to get you to sell!


I've been a Laker fan all my life and this was my first Laker Game. I wish we all could have went. Sorry Careen but it was fun!

A little Western Fun


"We got spirit, yes we do. We got spirit, how about you?"
Sarah and I will do just about anything to get salesnet. That is anything fun at least.
TA - aka "Princess"

My First Blog


Three years here and what stories we have to tell! As you can tell by the picture we like to have fun. This was about 2 years ago on ST. Patricks Day. All I have to say is what a lucky guy!

Clean your desk!

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I plan to make it happen this week sometime. . .


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Our unit blog


Since we are such a close unit and we spend more time here than with our families, we think that we should share our good times with everyone. So everyone feel free to write what you want everyday. Our crazy days and crazy customers and just us being crazy in general. Have fun cause thats what we do!
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